It has been a couple years. Maybe my hearing has been better or maybe I'm just not hearing much. Either way, I haven't had much to post, so enjoy some more insults I've overheard since the last post. (insultee in quotes)
The only advantage of you sitting closer to me is that since she comes to talk to you, I now see her more often.
You're having a hard time, today, when it comes to common sense.
"Most people just ignore me." [Turns chair around] "See, just like that."
With my height, your looks, and his brains, we could make one messed up kid.
"I didn't go to preschool." Yeah, and you're an idiot.
The entrance would be more useful than you.
["enters room"] ...and that is all I have. "Am I really that late?" No, we are just way more efficient without you.
[Calculates Facebook's worth vs. active Facebook users] Your social life is only worth $130.
"Are you sleeping?" No, I just sent you a file. Check your brain.
If someone is saying you did something well, you were not the one who did it.
Whatever you just did is completely wrong. "You don't even know what I just did." Even the words you say are wrong.
"I'm having one of those days." Those days seem to last all week long for you.
It's about time you got yourself cleaned up.
"What ever happened to my fork?" What ever happened to your life?
You look ... different. "Thanks!" That wasn't a complement.
I may be going deaf, but that doesn't mean it isn't fun.
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