...insulting.

As mentioned before, I know some people who enjoy insulting one another. The following are insults and "put downs" I've been collecting for the past little while (insultee in quotes):



Are you still breathing?

I wish...you were dead.

My face hurts just looking at you.

Can you go to this meeting instead of me? I feel I'm just wasting my time there, so maybe we can make better use of yours.

"[Singing a song]" Wow, you shouldn't sing.

I die a little inside every time you breathe.

By default you look the best.

"You didn't think I would come?" We were hoping.

What have I told you about looking at me? ...Keep turning...keep turning... I don't want to have this conversation again.

I don't even know why you work here.

The state let you have kids?

I knew he was good for something, unlike you.

We need your picture for the genderless icon.

"Did you know that Pluto is only the second largest dwarf planet in our solar system." Yup, and the first is your mother.

"Most people don't like me." Don't limit yourself; no one likes you.

Of course he smokes, he's a moron. "And all morons smoke." That's not true, you don't smoke.



I'm sure there are more to come.