...still insulting.

Round 2 (insultee in quotes):



I'm glad you're back. I haven't had anyone to humiluate. Everyone here is compotent.

Were your ancestors monkeys, mutants, or just morons?

I don't want to hear you.

You are not socially acceptable.

Have you realized you're wrong yet?

How old are you? "32" You don't look a day over 60.

Now that I think about it, he really does know what's going on. He should probably do it.

Is that even English?

"Can you hear us?" I only hear silence, which is better.

What are you doing? "Reading a blog." You can read?

Why aren't you golfing? I know, because that would be a form of exercise.

I'm ignoring all parts of my life involving you.

"Mind over matter." Your mind don't matter.

You're the person that ruins the game.

Can you just agree to not talk about stuff?

You are 1 pixel shy of a full website.

I don't want you living within 50 miles of me.

"I'm behind." Are you ever not?

"Can I chew and walk gum at the same time?" Um, no.

"Since you have your headphones on, I can say what I want about you." Yes, you have integrity.

"Am I the only one who goes home for lunch?" We all actually work.