Sunday, July 12, 2009

...Family Feud ran out of questions to ask people.

One day while watching an episode of Family Feud, I noticed that I was somehow in the middle of a conversation. My attention, however, was not completely removed from the auditory grasp of the television. Straining to be polite and entertained at the same time, I failed to hear the precise wording of the survey 100 people were asked. "Did he just ask, 'What would you find at a nudist theme park?' And why would a 'whistle' be the number 2 answer? " My mind was racing. 'Hats' was the number 1 answer. "Can they even wear hats? Someone say roller coaster or cotton candy. This doesn't even make sense. 'People kissing' as number 3 makes a little more sense, but I'm still not convinced I heard it correctly." Then the question was repeated. 'What would you find at a New Year's Eve Party?' And to top it all off, 'drinks' was number 4.

Too bad they don't always have such extravagant surveys.

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